Be ALL the awesome.

Is it just me, or would Sherlock look better in a long flowing grey robe and carrying the Elder Wand?

*Inner self,* ~~DON’T CROSS THE STREAMS!~~

#lemme give you a rundown of my life #i’ve spent 60 years in the wilds of the north being a god damn ranger #i’ve tracked down motherfuckin gollum and brought him to mirkwood #do you know what mirkwood is #do you know the kind of spiders that live there #yeah i thought not #i have battled orc armies in THREE CONSECUTIVE MOVIES #I HAVE RAN ACROSS THE FIELDS OF ROHAN #do you know how big that is #it’s like the english countryside but as big and as wide as motherfuckin canada #(i’m guessing) #i have battled the RINGWRAITHS. ya that’s right. all nine of them. WITH A TORCH. AND FOUR HOBBITS WIELDING TOOTHPICKS. #with the one ring as bait #i have been dragged down a cliff by a fuckin warg #i have summoned the armies of the dead to defeat the corsairs of umbar #i have lived a hard motherfuckin life and if you think bad dental hygiene will scare me then bitch the only scary thing about that is the amount of STDs i can catch if i stick my tongue in your mouth #go home. you’ve been dismissed.

timekeeper101:

timekeeperart:

Proportions are a tad off right now (damn you, perspective!!), especially with Sebby’s arm, there, but MorMor.

C’mon.

MorMor.

What’s not to like?

~~I seem to have artistic ADHD, not being able to finish something before starting something new~~

…I go to watch an independent movie over tomato bisque with some English major buddies last night and I come back this morning to find 68 notes on this.

~~IT’S ONLY A WORK IN PROGRESS HOW DID THIS HAPPEN~~

Shut up and stop complaining, me. BE HAPPY, DAMMIT.

…okay…

*Punches the proverbial you in the face,* LeAvE HeR AlOnE! OAO

timekeeper101:

timekeeperart:

If you use the word ‘swish’ to talk about my cloak again, I may have to throttle you with it.

Even from downstairs, Sherlock could hear John’s burst of laughter.

Your cloak? Really? Shall I call you Batman from now on?

A horribly incorrect (but these drawings are out of context) version of I Prefer to Text, which is NOT a crack!fic like I’m making it seem, haha.

Reblogging cuz I’m ~~a ham~~ proud of this one. It’s nice, for a doodle ~~except for the ultra-shitty couch~~.

Something tells me I should get into Sherlock. I saw it the other day, and the filming was amazing, especially when Sherlock was just looking at a dead body and on the screen, a list of observations and assumptions appeared, and then He smiled because he just understood that woman’s entire fackin’ life story from just… LOOKING at her. FLLLLARRRRRRGGGHHHHh! OAo

…Also, I laughed so hard at this, I pooted.